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August 1, 2014 12:06 pm
micdotcom:

One chart says it all about the government and female bodies 

We’re only halfway through 2014, and state legislators have already introduced a whopping 468 restrictions intended to limit, control or otherwise regulate women’s reproductive rights.
How many comparable bills have been introduced to regulate men’s reproductive health care during this period? Zero. 
Something’s very wrong with this picture.
What would restricting male reproductive rights even look like? | Follow micdotcom

micdotcom:

One chart says it all about the government and female bodies 

We’re only halfway through 2014, and state legislators have already introduced a whopping 468 restrictions intended to limit, control or otherwise regulate women’s reproductive rights.

How many comparable bills have been introduced to regulate men’s reproductive health care during this period? Zero. 

Something’s very wrong with this picture.

What would restricting male reproductive rights even look like? | Follow micdotcom

12:03 pm 10:58 am 10:57 am

3rd grade

  • friend: *whispering* if you're stupid say "what"
  • me: what
  • friend: OH MAN
  • OH
  • OH DEAR FUCKING CHRIST
  • I GOT YOU SO GOOD, THAT WAS AWESOME
  • SWEET, SWEET DICKS IN MY MOUTH. I HAVE NEVER LAUGHED THIS HARD. EVER.
  • JESUS. JESUS HELP ME.
10:55 am

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July 31, 2014 5:52 pm 5:51 pm
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  • Not Welcome
  • By: Minority Unit
  • Clear Minded Fury
  • 8,627 Plays

highrateextinction:

Not Welcome // Minority Unit 

Your mind is diseased. 
The way you think, it makes me sick. 
An ignorance I can’t believe. 
I’ll gut it open and make it bleed. 
A fury unleashed. I promise you it’s me you’ll fear. 
Don’t forget what this means. 
Your bullshit isn’t welcome here. 
So now we’re face to face, 
you’re set to lose, you’ll remember my name. 

It’s time you learn what I’m about. 
It’s time to kill your kind and wipe you out. 
Break you and make you hurt. 
Make sure you get what you deserve. 
You wish you had learned and now it’s your teeth on the curb. 
My foot is on your head. Put the pressure and your cause is dead.

So now we’re face to face, 
you’re set to lose, you’ll remember my name.
I’ll make sure you remember my name.

 

FUCK RACISM

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3:47 pm
blackbarmitzvahs:

Can you imagine the conversation though?
Queen: I’m going
Chief of Staff: But, Your Majesty, the security risks…
Queen: I’m going I want cake 
Chief of Staff:
Queen: 
Chief of Staff: 
Queen: I want cake

blackbarmitzvahs:

Can you imagine the conversation though?

Queen: I’m going

Chief of Staff: But, Your Majesty, the security risks…

Queen: I’m going I want cake 

Chief of Staff:

Queen: 

Chief of Staff: 

Queen: I want cake

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July 30, 2014 4:34 pm

Deadpool Test Footage in HD by itsartmag

comicsalliance:

‘OH, F–K ME’: THE GOOD AND BAD OF THE LEAKED ‘DEADPOOL’ TEST FOOTAGE [VIDEO]

By Matt D. Wilson

Test footage from the unlikely-but-not-impossible Deadpool movie has been appearing and disappearing all over the Internet for the past few days, with a high-res version popping up on Vimeo (since deleted) and DailyMotion (the player above).

Here’s what we know about it: director Tim Miller and actor Ryan Reynolds made the two minutes or so of footage back in 2012 to convince 20th Century Fox to greenlight a film. It hasn’t convinced them yet, and Reynolds has been less than optimistic about the movie’s chances in recent interviews. Fans can assume that if there had been (or could be) a Deadpool movie, it would have looked a lot like this. There’s a lot to like about what’s in here, and a few things that seem to be missteps.

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4:34 pm
cinnamontographer:

DeadButt DickPool

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DeadButt DickPool

4:28 pm 4:28 pm

Deadpool Test Footage (x)

4:28 pm July 29, 2014 9:49 pm 9:16 pm
mugglepolitics:

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I pretty much just counted out loud to 100 to prove this, it’s actually quite amazing. 

mugglepolitics:

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I pretty much just counted out loud to 100 to prove this, it’s actually quite amazing. 

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